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I think those two would make a great couple!! They can even share makeup!

my beloved MM :smiley lovey dovey:

and the quirky lady gaga!

after being in the blogosphere since december 06, i have a general idea of almost every character there is out there occupying a bit of globospheric space.. and since i am bored out of my skull today although i have SO much work but too depressed to work, i have come up with a short list of new tags/categories that i feel i will be seeing soon in the jordanian blogosphere:

1. Ijbed (Khouloud & Hareega’s blogs exclusively)
2. Bala Gafyeh (and that will of course not be seen on Garfan’s blog coz everything there is bgafyeh)
3. Gol3aaa6 (prolly on Maher’s and Samantha’s blogs)
4. Egleb wejhak (tailored for Rambling Hal)
5. 3oGlah (KJ’s pali/jor alter ego, bout time he had one!)
6. Bilmsharma7i (Adoosh 5as nass)
7. Kiss the Cook (prolly on Qwaider’s!)
8. ZahaaaaGGGG  (ma3 il smiley, & exclusivley to wonders)
9. Damaaar (Jazora bima enno dayman mukta2eb)

5alas bikaffi, zhe2et  
(i’ll add some later on, or add yours if you come up with anything!)

Cartoon!

Posted: June 12, 2008 in bla bla bla, boredom, fun, random

there is always some sort of super evil bad guy who is a grade A A-hole in any cartoon. teaching kids bout the good and evil of the world at the youngest age possible i guess.. anyVay, here’s my list of bad bad wolves of animation 🙂 (feel free to share yours)

5. Brutus (aka Bluto):

This guy is the epitome of the bully, large, and crude. Of course, merely being a bully doesn’t get you on this list… Bluto is the kind of guy who will go and try and steal your girlfriend every time even if she’s an ugly skinny chick!!

4. Black Pete (or just Pete):

Pete was the nemesis of Mickey Mouse (yes, i used to watch mickey mouse when i was a kid) and used to hate this guy! He then later became the sworn enemy of Donald Duck (love him!). Pete was large and ever the villian, picking on Mickey and his friends for no real reason other than to show that he was bigger and stronger than them little ones.. what a bully!

3. Eric Cartman (Southpark): (& please no hate mail lol)

Cartman is a spoiled only child of a mother who smothers him with attention and food, he’s a greedy manipulative being, is a smartass and a foul-mouthed little brat, is vindictive & shallow, AND a liar, a cheat, a smug winner, & a backstabber! and that makes him the best example of bastarditude!

2. Mr Burns: (dont tell me you didnt see this one coming!)

It pains me to put Burnsy on this list but despite the fact that i like him, i cant deny his evilness! Can you imagine what would it feel if you worked for someone for 15 years and he still couldnt remember your name?! The greedy 108 year old cracks me up however!

1. Stewie!

Stewie is probably the most bastardly baby in the known universe!! With his eyes set on global domination and with killing the woman who gave birth to him, one must shutter at the very real threat that this toddler poses to the world. With his lust for power, penchant for murder, and his devilish ability to get away with it all, Stewie will forever go down in cartoon history as one of the most vicious characters of all time!!

 

top ten jobs

Posted: April 29, 2008 in around the world, bla bla bla, boredom, random

that pay around (and over) 100,000 $ p.a.:

1. Marketing Manager: if you can grow sales, maintain great rapport, ‘radar’ potential markets and possess an MBA, you’re likely to earn a 6 figure easily.

2. Health Services Manager: combine a healthcare administration degree, with ten years of experience and you could easily earn 110,000 $ in the US.

3. Information Systems Manager: IT has got to be (along with construction) one of the best paying fields. CIO’s get paid 6 figure salaries minimum.

4. Financial Manager: MBA in finance is a good way to ensure a good pay.. im planning for that, but an MBA is a pending project right now..  

5. Human Resources Manager: HR managers usually earn hefty bonuses! of course an HR management degree plus an MBA is required.

6. Fashion Designer: one of the things i wanned to do with my life lol. individuality, creativity, uniqueness, social skills and the right contacts will bring a designer fame and fortunes in this field.

7. Court reporter: initially this job pays about 50k, but since its very demanding, overtime pays almost what the salary does! so they end up in many states making a 6 figure salary.

8. Computer Application Development Manager: this job involves a lot of small team leading and delivering projects on specific deadlines, its a job where leadership pays! too bad i dont like IT :-/ lol

9. Nursing Supervisor: all this requires is a bachelor of Science in Nursing. and targeting excellent hospitals of course..

10: Education Administrator: One who can provide quality assurance and demonstrate people skills and holds a masters degree in education administration of course…

so there you have it, i dint expect some of them but these are jobs that pay in the USA.
mal6oosh min yahoo.com servey.

  • Clocks made before 1660 had only one hand – an hour hand.
  • Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
  • A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans.
  • When you eat too much, your hearing becomes less sharp.
  • Apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake in the morning. (this i know, but most people dont so here it is with freaky facts!)
  • Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
  • (and since we’re on the subject) Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
  • You are about 1 centimeter taller in the morning than in the evening! (i donno if its true, but if it were, why!?)
  • Bananas aren’t fruit! They are a type of herb.
  • A polar bear’s fur is not white, but actually clear.
  • February 1865 is the only month in recorded history to not have a full moon.
  • Rain contains vitamin B12.
  • Out of all the senses, smell is most closely linked to memory. (very true!)
  • The Earth gets heavier each day by tons, as meteoric dust settles on it.
  • To burn off one plain M&M candy, you need to walk the full length of a football field. (Uh-oh!)
  • Kittens are born both blind and deaf.
  • The Amazon rainforest produces more than 20% the world’s oxygen supply.
  • Children laugh about 400 times a day, while adults laugh on average only 15 times a day.
  • Because heat expands the metal, the Eiffel Tower always leans away from the sun.
  • Only female bees work. (lazy ass males!)
  • One quarter of the human brain is used to control the eyes. (WOW – no wonder ghadd il basar is so challenging!)
  • Cold water weighs more than hot water.
  • Natural gas has no smell. The odor is artificially added so that people will be able to identify leaks and take measures to stop them.
  • Women have a slightly higher average IQ than men. (HA!)
  • 25% of your bones are located in your feet.
  • Smokers eat more sugar than non-smokers do.

oldies # 3

Posted: April 2, 2008 in boredom, damdoumization, lol

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station..
what more can I say…….. !

My converse!

Posted: April 1, 2008 in boredom, fashion, fun, mal6oosh

in an ideal world, i wud be designing clothes and home accessories.. BUT it aint an ideal world, so i got my chance at the www.converse.com site to design my own converse shoes 😀 (mal6oosh min Jasim, who in turn la6asha min Hala

and last but not least! one that looks spookingly similar to what Hala designed 😀