its that time again!!

Posted: September 21, 2009 in bla bla bla, damdoumization, fashion, random

Yes, its another ‘fashion dont’ post. and I will post for both genders, dont feel like writing two posts : D

Nail art: if you like art, buy a painting! having all these colours and designs on one of the smallest paintable parts of your body is not flattering. either french it, or stick to one colour.

Mullets: business in the front, party at the back. this look is so 80s, and it should have stayed there!

The male goth look: keep the pale foundation, black eyeshadow, and wine lips for women please. that look has goth to go!

Tiaras: unless you’re the queen of england, or a beauty queen, or natalie portman, refrain from wearing a tiara in public. you can play princess at home. alone.

Oversized bags: like outrageously oversized it would fit an infant. not flattering or fashionable at all.

Top to bottom branded items: a bag is enough, and maybe a pair of shoes. but full on head to toe will only make you look like designer luggage.

Funky coloured leather/suede: if you dont see that colour in nature on some animal then its not the way God intended it to be. You dont see pink cows, why wear a pink suede trouser? with the exception of red leather jackets, everything else is a no!

Satin and lace shirts: fit for the bedroom, and not the boardroom. (no pic, use imagination)

The side swept high ponytail: if you’re over 6 years of age, keep your ponytail behind you.

Mesh tops: need i say more? :la6im:

  1. BuJ says:

    Agreed with Everything!!!

    So what or WHO inspired you to do this post? 🙂

  2. Verbal Alchemy says:

    BuJ: lol not one person.. its Eid, ppl get creative!

  3. Pru says:

    lol I HATE the mullet..just yesterday I saw a little kid sporting it, of course he’s just a kid he doesn’t know better but his parents!! They should be locked up :p

    Why aren’t you in some other city bringing someone home with you??

    • Verbal Alchemy says:

      mullets on kids is still ok, i mean, u can bypass it, selective viewing 😛 bas on adults! u just cant, i feel i wanna get a pen and stab my own eye!

      went away and came back and then got locked in quarantine coz i was diagnosed with swine flu, and going away again friday to get that someone home with me 😀 (she finally caved in! yippeee!)

  4. Simply Me says:

    I like oversized bags 😦

    • Verbal Alchemy says:

      oversized bil 3agel, i saw the other day a girl wearing a mini skirt and a white t, w a wrap around huge bag that covered the area from her bust to half her thigh, it was insanely huge. fi big bags that are ok. bas if a girl is too small (think ashley and mary kate) and holding a really big bag, she will look odd.

  5. Marvin says:

    As usual, you are right on the money. I vote for you, for the post of Fashion Czar. Don’t spare the truncheons… it’s the only way people will learn.

  6. Pru says:

    Omg seriously?? Salamtek darling!! So are you now immune to it or is it like the regular flu??

    LOL nothing is worth stabbing your own eye :O Perhaps you should stab the perpetrator instead 😉

    Hope you get back with her safe and sound.

    P.S I like BIG bags and I am tall enough to handle them :p

    • Verbal Alchemy says:

      yeah! well doc said after a course of tamiflu most adults get immune. its nowhere near a regular flu Pru, the pain is agonizing, especially the headache and the fire up my esophagus. bleh! thank God thats dead and gone now. allah ysallmek hun *hug*

      PS. tall or not, u can carry everything beautifully. 😉 bless!

  7. Haitham says:

    dude, I was caught in that power outage! It was like my first week in AUS, actually the outage lasted some 2 days in the dorms, and…sigh, u can tell the rest!

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