5 reasons a computer is male!

Posted: January 28, 2008 in bla bla bla, boredom, theories, thoughts
since i have so much time on hand (not!!!) and my mind tends to wander every so often, i decided to end the debate on the gender of computers (who was debating?!) lol anywayyyyy here is my theory 😀

1. no one really knows EXACTLY what goes on in there but its creator
2. its attention span is limited and tends to ‘sleep’ if not spoken to every 10 minutes

3. shud u come across a problem, solving it takes forever and requires a whole lot of key punching and typing and trial and errors until u finally get there, and no 2 problems r solved in the same manner!
4. should u take one home to keep, u will prolly spend half of ur income on toys and gadgets and accessories for the continuance of its efficiency!
5. when u finally get ”hitched” to one, u discover a few months later that if u waited a bit, a way better one wud have come along!!
  1. Oriental Arabesque says:

    LOOL…makes perfect sense 😀

  2. Qabbani says:


    u can change the time from 10 min to Hour’s

    if u just know how to deal with it 😛

  3. PŕōuđPāŀĩ says:

    mais: 😀 i thought so too lol bas tab3an men will come and beg to differ smalla 🙄

  4. PŕōuđPāŀĩ says:

    qabbani: bil nihayeh it will sleep after half an hour or a full hour!

    we on the other hand have an attention span of 24/7!

  5. Marvin the Martian says:

    I like the brute force approach. Threatening the machine with violence, or performing “percussive maintenance”, seems to make it cooperate better. Or, it will hasten your need to acquire a newer, better one.

  6. Adoosh says:

    Points 1 and 4 are actually the proof it’s female :p

  7. Jundi says:

    #4 is not necessarily true

  8. PŕōuđPāŀĩ says:

    marv: u sound martian here, i dint get a word of what u said lol

  9. PŕōuđPāŀĩ says:

    adoosh: huss! ento ma byenfaham 3aleikum 7atta law bidkum tfahmou!

  10. Jundi says:

    ok maybe sometimes, but if it was always true ma3nato there is no such thing as “the one”

  11. PŕōuđPāŀĩ says:

    (if it were mish was)

    ba3dein shu da5al the one with this? every relationship is high maintenance and needs work, some more than others.

    still what i meant with point 4 is that men like their toys, they like new gadgets and fabulous cars and so on so forth, and sometimes, a woman in love, will buy her man a new cell fone with every technology on earth possible, just coz she knows he will be psyched like a little kid with a new toy. hence, she will be rewarded as well 😉

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